Excerpts from L.E.S. Artistes

S.O.S. N.Y.C.

Posted in #DoWeHaveToDrinkToHaveFun by Bronques on November 12, 2009

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Selia left part of her Halloween costume behind and Toni put it to use

You call me into your meetings and you have so many new ideas. You’re going to put New York City back on the map. You’re going to put the “life” back into “nightlife”. Hey, have you met my friend Michelle? She just moved here. She’s 18 years old and she makes her own outfits. She’s friends with all the drag queens that hang out at The Box and she gets table comps at Avenue and the Boom Boom Room. They love her at Rose Bar. She missed everything. The Beatrice days, the Misshapes days, the Ruff Club days, the Motherfucker days, the We Bite days and the Happy Valley days. She doesn’t care. She’ll go see Frog at Happy Ending because he makes her laugh and he always plays the Beatles. Opening Ceremony wants her to be a brand ambassador. She hardly wears any make-up. They say she looks like early Kate Moss but they don’t know what to do with those big boobs on her little frame. She gets in everywhere. When she goes to Brooklyn, she goes there to dance. She discovered BK when Hiro Ballroom almost killed the scene and before Webster came back to try to save it. She was just visiting back then, and all her friends wanted to go to Marquee because Time Out Magazine said it was a hot, but she followed a photographer to a warehouse party across the river. They took the L train on a night where it was actually working and they saw Thelophius London for the first time. Will she come to your parties when you start saving New York? Probably not, because she’s moving to LA.

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  1. killshopkill said, on November 15, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    Well that bitch missed some good parties !!!

    ha ha ha ha

  2. FIVEOH said, on November 15, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Gotta love LA parties!!!

  3. debbieharry said, on November 15, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    I agree, she missed all the fun.
    Go out to LA with all the other desperate-os

  4. NylonObsessia said, on November 17, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    Ohhhhh she can come hang out with this tranny when she gets here. I’ll even f*ck her brains out!

  5. ivan denisovich said, on November 18, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    the yankees one :)

  6. word up said, on November 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    lol, so great…


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