Excerpts from L.E.S. Artistes

Only Champagne

Posted in #DoWeHaveToDrinkToHaveFun by Bronques on November 10, 2009

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Mari is Swedish. We met at Lit. She came over to my apartment and improvised a sweaty dance performance in my Hellz Bellz t-shirt.

We haven’t seen you smile for 6 months. Remember our wild sushi and karaoke nights? It’s so weird to see you just sitting there now. You’re one of the hottest girls in the room. But that doesn’t matter right now. Your name is Kendra and you’re “people-watching” through your bangs. Remember when you used to drink “only champagne”. Now, you swear by vodka redbulls. You’re so nostalgic. That’s what you were drinking when you were hanging out with Diplo at 88. Yeah, we heard everything. How he brought you on tour with him. How you freaked everybody out when you called his management to tell them to give him more time off so he could hang out with you at the hotel. How they sent you back home. So, how was Paris by the way? We’ve never been but we like the movie.

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  1. alex said, on November 10, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    who cares?

  2. Marcel said, on November 10, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    It’s beautiful.. And I want this t-shirt!

  3. B-Diddy said, on November 10, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    Das Nutz!!!

  4. the hunter said, on November 11, 2009 at 2:52 AM

    I love this kind of entrys, love them. Love you.

  5. captain_truth said, on November 11, 2009 at 4:18 AM

    What a load of pretentious, faux-arty bollocks

  6. Milan T said, on November 11, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Why not.. Keep rocking it.. Expression is free and people hating should just stay clear of these kinds of blogs in general..

  7. captain_truth said, on November 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    I am expressing it its pretentious arty bollocks.

  8. Christopher said, on November 12, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Is this “Kendra” really Sarah Morrison? :) No matter your opinion about her, Sarah can still get it. Call me girl. Just don’t tell Amanda Blank.

  9. Anonynmous said, on December 14, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Drop the 2hip4u attitude, no one cares that your iPod-alternative music player is full of deliciously obscure noise.


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